AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD, the vacations once more collect on the margins, ready to pounce and pin us to the bottom underneath the burden of a cooked turkey, a tower of presents teetering above us, able to fall. And so comes the time when you might have considered trying a TOME OF WENDIG (not a D&D artifact, although it needs to be) for your self or somebody in your life, and right here is the way you do this.
I can signal and personalize any of my books by way of Doylestown Bookshop, and they’ll ship these books proper to you. Possibly through some form of catapult gadget. Most likely by way of like, the UPS, tho, however I actually don’t know for positive, so let’s quietly hope that catapult is an choice. You order the books and then you definately inform them you need the books signed and/or customized and/or how you need them customized, and I’ll do that factor.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE.
If if if you order a duplicate of Black River Orchard…
I’ll do two further issues.
a) I’ll embody a sticker for you within the e-book (first come first serve, although I do have fairly just a few) of an evil apple, doubtless by the pleasant Natalie Metzger (her designs above on the fore of the put up), although I even have some I purchased from Etsy, that are cool, too.
b) I’ll identify a model new evil apple within the e-book, written in pen, invented from my very own silly thoughts and out of the sinister ether. This evil apple is only for you. Nobody else may have this evil apple. It’s your evil apple alone.
However, you’ll be able to request signed/customized copies of actually any of my in-print books there, too. Like E-book of Accidents, Wanderers, Wayward, Light Writing Recommendation, Mud & Grim, and extra. (Oh, additionally, in case you purchase any of the Miriam Black books, I’ll signal them and predict your demise. For enjoyable!)
MERRY HAPPY APPLEMAS, FRIENDS
Purchase books. Let me scar them with my inky leavings! Bye!